Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
Gwendolyn L. Spelvin is a philosopher of the Edward Bernays Century of Self, a follower of Sigmund Freud’s explorations of the subconscious mind through chemical means, and an avid enthusiast of Adolph Hitler’s short-lived ballet career before he rose through the ranks of the Third Reich. Spelvin had dedicated her post academic career as an innovative writer that creates a written vision to prove misanthropic tendencies works with an audience, crafting a message that sways public approval towards her client’s products to the guarantee of the masses blindly supporting the company agenda without them knowing it. A dirty job, but someone has to pacify the idiots who know not what they blindly support into a continuing trek of oblivion. Last, but not least, Spelvin is a firm believer in the annihilation of the JUSTIN BELIBERS. Currently she is working on her cookbook, To Serve A Hot Man: Jeffrey Dahmer's Classic Recipes due out this Christmas.
101 Ways (For Your Computer) To Die
Developers, starting with Four Door Lemon and Vision Games Publishing, need to be held at more accountability for teasing with false senses of playability security. No one likes being left in a metaphorical epic failure paradox, with no choice but to uninstall the abysmal waste of space from their hard drives. Ironically, they should be begrudgingly commended. They promised 101 Ways To Die and lived up to the name and the experience, even if it went terribly wrong.
Rockstar Games: The Last Bully In Line To Give A Damn
Hey Rockstar Games, where the hell is the overhyped, long fabled Bully 2 sequel?
21st Century Schizoid Hoyle Card Games, Man.
So how in the hell did Hoyle Card Games get absolutely screwed up?
Paws: A Shelter 2 Game Review
Once upon a time in a N64 era textured land far way, lived the lynx Inna and her cubs. One particularly yellow pixelated cub that looked like none of the others fed into curious temptation and wandered away. Lost, and not a bit worried, the little cub playfully explores the vast jagged rendered forests of 3D sprites to find its way back to the others to live happily ever after.
Obliteracers: The Lamb Lies Down on Steam and Gets Run Over
Good job, Varkian Empire. Rome fell and now it’s your turn, my friend.
Digital Homicide: A Common Core Game Developer
Digital Homicide is a proud summa cum laude Common Core graduate.